(for that matter, Who's my Mamma?)
Abandoned
as a child, I have always been troubled by the big questions. Who am I?
Where do I come from? Scotch or Vodka? The scotch
Vs vodka
conundrum is still under debate, the burning question of "who's my
daddy" however will soon be answered by a miracle of science called a
genetic test. Before that happens though, I thought I would
give
my groupies a little entertainment by allowing them to compete for the
true answer to my pedigree. Here are the entrants so
far.
If you would like to compete, e-mail me at my address below and send
along your $5 entrance fee.
Regards,
Cosmo the Bold
Click here to go to the results
For those of you who don't know me personally, Here's what I look like.
The Contestants and their guesses.......
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 50% Jack Russell |
 50% Papillon |
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 90% Chihahha |
 10% Golden Retriever |
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 60% Mini Collie |
 40% Daschound |
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60% Terrier |
40% Daschhound |
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50% Daschound |
50% Mini Collie |
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 50% Springer Spaniel |
 50% Pomeranien |
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30% Long Haired Chihahau |
40% Spaniel |
30% Daschound |
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60% Mini Daschound |
 30% Collie |
10% Terrier |
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 50% Saber-toothed Squirell5 |
 50% Cat |
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 49% Vance |
 51% Betsy |
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 50% Rocket J. Squirrel |
 50% Opossum |
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1/3 Mini Daschund |
 1/3 Cocker Spaniel |
1/3 Unknown Terrier |
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60% Longhaired Daschundd |
 20% Water Spaniel |
 20% Water Spaniel |
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 50% Rat |
 50% Underdog! |
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 50% Long Haired Chihauhau |
 50% Papillon |
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 50% Golden Retriever |
 50% Cocker Spaniel |
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 50% Opossum |
 50% Bull Mastiff |